“ No matter gay, straight or bi Lesbian transgendered life,
I’m on the right track, baby I was born this way. “
Hehe, Hades and Li Shang… :’)
(Source: daily-disney, via lgbtlaughs)
FACT: When a gay man has anal sex, rainbows come out of his unicorn’s ass.
Upon becoming a registered gay man you are assigned a unicorn.
jealous.
I traded in my unicorn for a lifetime supply of gay cruises.
(Source: factsaboutqueers)
musky
candy
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I love how homophobes think all gay people do ever is have sex.
Food? Nope jsut eat each other’s cum.
Bathing? Only in the juices of several other gays.
Jobs? Prostitution.
I just want to talk about this for a second, because I just had a real life scenario with it.
I just looked up tumblr’s ‘gay’ tag to see if I could find some nice homos to follow because I like to spice up my tumblr every now and then. And by spice up, I mean find new content and new people to follow. NOT find dicks.
But go ahead, look up the tag. All you see are DICKSDICKSDICKS and guys talking about how badly they want to have sex and people posting pictures of themselves in their underwear or even in the nude (in the least artistic way possible) and it’s ALL sex.
I like to follow homos because we can relate, but I hate following them because so many just post pictures of guys. And I’m the last person to try to stifle anyone’s sexual liberation, but, for crying out loud, is that all we care about? As a community, we need to decide what our values are.
And it’s not individuality, I can tell you that much. It’s not accepting each other for who we are. It’s not showcasing what makes us valuable contributors to society. It’s sex. It’s about looking a certain way or acting a certain way or claiming to like certain things.
It’s about reblogging guys with big dicks and abs because we feel inadequate. I defy you to tell me otherwise. It’s about posting pictures of ourselves in our underwear because we want to be told we’re cute and sexy and desirable. And it just annoys me a lot.
I posted a similar rant a long time ago and one of my followers called me ignorant and self-absorbed because I will defend to the death that people who post pictures of hot guys or of guys having sex or of anything that further pushes this societal rubric of what it means to be desirable are merely people who feel inadequate and as though they need to be someone else.
And one would think that in the gay community, to love one another for who they are as people is one of our basic tenets, but I can’t tell you how rarely I find it in other gays. We’re all outcasts and we’re all discriminated against and we’re all crying big tears about how we believe in love, and then we turn around and we pull the same shit that propagates the narrow-minded view that homos aren’t anything but sex crazy heathens.
All I want to know is if there are any of us out there who still actually believe in the beauty and the power of different kinds of gays. I like meeting religious gays, Republican gays, math/science oriented gays, masculine gays, gays you would never picture as being gay, drag gays, fat gays, bear gays, muscle gays. As varied and as ever-changing as people are, gays are too.
And I’m just done with seeing twink gays who venerate Gaga and wear only the latest in fashion and have amazing six-pack abs and big dicks because it represents such a SMALL amount of the community. And the really sad part is that I know that gays will disagree with me on this and say that I’m wrong and that perhaps I’m only oppressing the majority.
I just want to move on from all of this and finally start associating myself with a culture and community that is what it claims to be.
i died watching this video.
RDJ and Jude are boyfriends. there is no denying it after watching this.
OMG. This is going to be the best interview of the entire press tour
This is pretty hilarious.
"I think there are a number of reasons the video has been so successful, but central is the fact that the video is universal. The fight for equality is happening all over the world, as people in same-sex relationships try to prove their relationships are as valid and deserving as the rest of those in our various societies."
— The makers of the now viral “It’s Time” marriage equality video speak about why and how they did it. Read the full interview here. (via gaywrites)
THISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHIS.
I AM NOT A GAY ENGLISH MAJOR.
I AM AN ENGLISH MAJOR WHO HAPPENS TO BE GAY.
(Source: the-unpopular-opinions)
OCT. 28, 2011 By
1. “Um, you’re supposed to look cute. You’re gay!”
We’re here, we’re queer, and you better run for it! I might be a homo but I can be a haggard a$$ ho if left to my own devices. And you know what? I like being a dirty gay. Ain’t no shame in my gayme. It really pisses me off when people see me looking disheveled and are like, “Um, aren’t you supposed to be gay? How are you so unkempt?! You must’ve missed that part of the gay gene!” Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to present this to you as exhibit A in Things That Are Unknowingly Insulting To Gay People 101. Being clean and beautiful isn’t a part of our DNA. Our love for penis is but nothing else.
2. “Ugh, can’t you just be straight?”
Yes, honey. I wish I were straight. But not because I could get married and not feel weird about making out in public but because then I could hook up with you. Answered prayers! Whenever a girl has said that to me, I’m never sure how to respond. My first instinct is to say “Thanks” but I don’t even feel like it’s a compliment. It reflects poorly on the girl by making her look like some sad desperado living out her Will & Grace fantasy, which is something I won’t indulge her in. I’m not going to spend Saturday night with you eating ice cream and talking about how much boys suck. We’re better than that. So stop hitting on me and just be my friend! Or actually don’t be my friend because you’re rubbing my inner thigh right now and things feel weird.
3. “I’m straight.”
You know what’s the # 1 thing closeted guys like to say after hooking up with gay dudes? “I’m straight!” That or they cry. I had one straight guy who literally began to sob after he orgasmed with me. I had to hold him in my arms and chant “IT GETS BETTER!” until he finally stopped hyperventilating. That’s an extreme case though. Usually they’ll just act cold and distant, and start beating their chest like Conan, The Barbarian. Hearing those words “I’m straight” after you just experienced them on a homosexual level can be like nails on a chalkboard though. It’s sort of similar to someone devouring their food at a restaurant and then being like, “That didn’t taste that good.” Don’t get it twisted, straight boys. We know your game because we played it too.
4. “I really want a Gay Best Friend…”
You’re in luck! Gay Best Friends are now being sold on Ebay. They come with their very own phrases like, “Honey, I don’t know about you in that dress…” and “Let’s talk penis!” They’re the perfect companion to brunch, the movies, or a fashion party. Just stick your Gay Best Friend in your bag and you’re good to go. Bonus feature: He’ll make out with you when you’re drunk!
5. “You’re pretty cool for a gay guy!”
I love it when homophobic straight dudes pretend to dip their feet into the acceptance pool because they end up saying some pretty ridiculous things. I mean, it’s better than someone saying “DIE FAGGOT DIE!” but sometimes someone being faux accepting of homosexuals can be insulting as well. Like when people say, “I didn’t even know you were gay because you’re so straight-acting!” It’s meant as a compliment but it’s actually incredibly disparaging to the “queeny” types who, god forbid, “act more gay.” I use quotes because there’s no way anyone can act more gay than someone else. As long as we’re all sleeping with dudes, I’m pretty sure we’re all equally gay. The percentage doesn’t go up when someone says “HEY GIRL HEY!” while wearing a cloak and carrying a copy of the Janice Dickinson memoir. “What you just did there was like superrrr gay. Oh my god, you’re so gay. I’m jealous! I should put glitter in my hair and sleep with a random guy so we can be on the same level again! Wouldn’t want you to outgay me.”
Point 5.
